#hersheys opened the Smithsonian for us. I kissed Abe Lincoln. Hee Hee!
we all wish we could kiss abe. lets be honest.
“Well, one time, I got home to the White House and Mary had covered the entire residence in marshmallow fluff. Said she wanted life to be like the end of Ghostbusters, and wanted to conceive another child in the remains of the exploded Sta-Puft man. This was shortly on the heels of Todd’s death, you must understand. And who can resist making love in a disgusting whipped topping?” —(via subjectivemorality)